CONTEST ENDED
The entries will now be judged and we'll have the results back to you as soon as possible.Hello everyone! This is Artemis Day, bringing you our next writing contest. I must say, I've always wanted to host a writing contest.

As most of you know, writing contests are admin judged. It may take time to get the results to you, but I think that's part of the fun.

The theme is
humor. Everyone needs a good laugh now and then, and Vic has played some funny, funny characters. From the short ranting Ed, to the over emotional ladies man Tamaki, to the trolling Prince Baka. Let's see just what kind of wacky situations we can put them in. You can write about whatever you like, as long as you follow the rules.
Entries:


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I Really Don't Hate Christmas Yachiru plopped herself down on the floor across from Ikkaku and Yumichika. "So, explain this to me again? Why do you hate Christmas, Baldy?"
A vein popped on Ikkaku's head. It was bad enough she was bothering him yet again to explain to her his feelings towards Christmas, but she had to go and bring up the lack of hair on his head while doing asking him! "Listen Lieutenant, it's not that I hate Christmas. I just have mixed feelings toward it. I don't hate it, but I don't love it. At the most... I feel ambivalence," he tried to explain with no success.
"What's ambibibalence?"
Ikkaku sighed. "Ambivalence is having mixed feelings towards

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An Ouran ChristmasA friend of mine and I were talking one day and came up with this idea. Thanks to my sister for being my beta.
An Ouran Christmas
Kyoya Ootori walked through the doors of Ouran Academy. He made his way up the stairs and down the hall to music room 3. Opening the door, he spotted a Christmas tree in the middle of the room. Tamaki Suoh, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, Honey-senpai, Mori-senpai and Haruhi Fujioka were all standing around the tree, each putting on ornaments. Hearing the door open, Tamaki turned around.
"Kyoya!" he said, a huge smile on his face. "You're just in time. Come help us decorate the tree! Isn't it beautiful?"
"Yes, Tama

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Contest Entry:: Anime Crossdressers Stick TogetherDavid was the new boy at Ouran Academy. His hair was shaved fairly closely, but spiked up at the front. Being an artistic person, he majored in music. So, where else would he go at the academy than Music Room #3? Upon opening the door, he was taken aback by 6 handsome young men! Or rather, 5 handsome young men, a cute little boy, and what appears to be ... a female crossdresser?
He could tell just by looking at her that that was a she. The hosts available - David knew as he has seen Host clubs in Japan before, though never in high school - all welcomed him at the same time. Though it appeared that most guests were female, they didn't hesitat

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Ootori High School Misfit chapter one"Hey are you the new student we heard that was coming?" asked a pair of orange-haired tall slender light golden eyed twins. I turned around and said, "Yeah today is my first day. Are you two the ones that will show me around the academy?" They looked at each other and the one on the right said, "Well Kaoru are we the ones who are supposed to show him around?" I thought did he just call me a "him" and mentally shrugged it off then Kaoru said, "Hikaru, did you forget that he was coming today?" He nodded and they began to laugh.
I asked, "So where to first?" They grabbed my arms and began to show me where everything was from where my classes ar

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FMA Loose Tooth
FMA Loose Tooth
"Uuugh, I hate this stupid tooth."
Edward stomped into the office, papers clenched in his hand, and the younger Elric trailing behind. It was mid Monday morning, and so far at Headquarters, the day had been quiet and uneventful; surprisingly so since Hawkeye wasn't there to keep everyone in line. The lieutenant was taking a well-deserved day off, only because Colonel Mustang had ordered her to.
The boys had just returned the night before from a mission including a promising lead on the Philosopher's stone, but had come back empty-handed. Needless to say, Ed wasn't very happy. His mood only worsened when Al woke him that mo

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Dark's Prank
"What should I do today?" Dark said aloud, running a hand through his purple hair.
Everyone was gone today, except for him and Krad. Daisuke was at school, Emiko and Towa were out shopping, and Kosuke and Daiki were just out. The phantom thief sat on the living room couch, watching an anime marathon that happened to be on. As far as he knew from what he had watched, and the title, it was about space pirates. And he was intrigued by it.
Sighing, he stood up and walked over to the kitchen, stealing a soda from the fridge. After relishing in the first sip as it passed his over his tongue, an idea popped into his mind. Smirking, he walked ov

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The embaressing punishmentEd brought his automail hand up to his face, looking down so his bangs covered his face. "Why are we in this situation again?" he grumbled.
"Because I burned some of my paperwork, though it was your fault." Roy from next to him answered.
"Yeah I'm aware, it was rhetorical moron. Though it was your fault!" Ed scowled, still thinking through what exactly had just happened.
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A regular Thursday afternoon, nothing special. People doing paperwork in their offices, Hughes running around showing pictures of Elysia, target practice go

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Of Birthday Parties and the Host ClubAuthor's note: Please remember as you read this that I. Cannot. Write. HUMOR.
So, I'm sorry, but this is horrible. And also, I did not edit this very well because this is just a one-shot and I want to be done with it. SO it will be not very good, sorry. For actual author's note, read description.
My Entry for the DA Risembool Ranger's Humor Writing Contest.
total words(not including author's note): 1831
Kyoya walked towards Music Room #3, and hoped Tamaki was done setting up the theme for the Host Club. Tamaki had not been able to grasp the concept that Kyoya did not want to set up a pirate deck on the floor, thank you very much, so Ky
Rules WRITING: 
Must be fitting to theme.

You must have a minimum of 800 words, and a maximum of 2,500 words. Anything over or under this amount can't be counted.

It is allowed to be a chapter of a Ongoing Series, or a one-shot but it must be written after the Contest has opened.

Please Focus on one of Vic's characters, even if they are not the
main focus.

No Yaoi/Yuri.

no Hentai, and nothing beyond PG.

Spell check please.
Deadline: January 31st
Prizes: If anyone would like to Donate a Prize let us know!
1st Place:


A year long feature!

A drawing by

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2nd Place:


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How will we pick who wins?Will be Admin judged.
Have fun!
Ranger Activity- Humor Writing Contest!by #The-DA-Ranger-Group