Ranger Activity- Humor Writing Contest!

CONTEST ENDED  

The entries will now be judged and we'll have the results back to you as soon as possible.


Hello everyone!  This is Artemis Day, bringing you our next writing contest.  I must say, I've always wanted to host a writing contest.

As most of you know, writing contests are admin judged.  It may take time to get the results to you, but I think that's part of the fun.

The theme is humor.  Everyone needs a good laugh now and then, and Vic has played some funny, funny characters.  From the short ranting Ed, to the over emotional ladies man Tamaki, to the trolling Prince Baka.  Let's see just what kind of wacky situations we can put them in.  You can write about whatever you like, as long as you follow the rules.

Entries:

- I Really Don't Hate ChristmasYachiru plopped herself down on the floor across from Ikkaku and Yumichika. "So, explain this to me again? Why do you hate Christmas, Baldy?"
A vein popped on Ikkaku's head. It was bad enough she was bothering him yet again to explain to her his feelings towards Christmas, but she had to go and bring up the lack of hair on his head while doing asking him! "Listen Lieutenant, it's not that I hate Christmas. I just have mixed feelings toward it. I don't hate it, but I don't love it. At the most... I feel ambivalence," he tried to explain with no success.
"What's ambibibalence?"
Ikkaku sighed. "Ambivalence is having mixed feelings towards a person or a thing. In my case, Christmas."
"Do you like all the other holidays? Why do you only hate Christmas?" Yachiru asked tilting her head.
Ikkaku crossed his arms. She obviously wasn't listening to him. It was taking all of his will power to not just throw her out right then and there. However, it was probably a good idea to get to

- An Ouran ChristmasA friend of mine and I were talking one day and came up with this idea. Thanks to my sister for being my beta.
An Ouran Christmas
Kyoya Ootori walked through the doors of Ouran Academy. He made his way up the stairs and down the hall to music room 3. Opening the door, he spotted a Christmas tree in the middle of the room. Tamaki Suoh, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, Honey-senpai, Mori-senpai and Haruhi Fujioka were all standing around the tree, each putting on ornaments. Hearing the door open, Tamaki turned around.
"Kyoya!" he said, a huge smile on his face. "You're just in time. Come help us decorate the tree! Isn't it beautiful?"
"Yes, Tamaki, it is." Kyoya said, crossing over to the tree.
Kyoya found the boxes of ornaments and began placing them on the tree. Within thirty minutes, the tree was decorated. The only thing left was the tree topper.
"I'm going to grab a ladder." Haruhi said.
"No, Haruhi. You could get hurt. I'll do it." Tamaki said.
A few minutes later, Tamaki returned with

- Contest Entry:: Anime Crossdressers Stick TogetherDavid was the new boy at Ouran Academy. His hair was shaved fairly closely, but spiked up at the front. Being an artistic person, he majored in music. So, where else would he go at the academy than Music Room #3? Upon opening the door, he was taken aback by 6 handsome young men! Or rather, 5 handsome young men, a cute little boy, and what appears to be ... a female crossdresser?
He could tell just by looking at her that that was a she. The hosts available - David knew as he has seen Host clubs in Japan before, though never in high school - all welcomed him at the same time. Though it appeared that most guests were female, they didn't hesitate to include him as well.
The blonde stepped out in front of the others. "You are free to choose from whichever fantasy you like! What's your type? The Little Devils? Strong and silent? The Cool Type?"
David looked to the only one who he would ever have a chance of truly liking. "Can...can I hang out with the girl over there?"
Tamaki and the rest of

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- Dark's Prank
"What should I do today?" Dark said aloud, running a hand through his purple hair.
Everyone was gone today, except for him and Krad. Daisuke was at school, Emiko and Towa were out shopping, and Kosuke and Daiki were just out. The phantom thief sat on the living room couch, watching an anime marathon that happened to be on. As far as he knew from what he had watched, and the title, it was about space pirates. And he was intrigued by it.
Sighing, he stood up and walked over to the kitchen, stealing a soda from the fridge. After relishing in the first sip as it passed his over his tongue, an idea popped into his mind. Smirking, he walked over to the hallway and made his way towards his room. Except when he got there, he passed it.
He was headed to Krad's room.
The door was cracked open slightly, enough for Dark to see in. Peeking through, the thief saw his blonde counterpart sitting on his bed. Krad had his hair in its usual ponytail, a white t-shirt and a pair of grey sweatpants on. in h

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- Of Birthday Parties and the Host ClubAuthor's note: Please remember as you read this that I.  Cannot.  Write. HUMOR.
So, I'm sorry, but this is horrible.  And also, I did not edit this very well because this is just a one-shot and I want to be done with it.  SO it will be not very good, sorry.  For actual author's note, read description.
My Entry for the DA Risembool Ranger's Humor Writing Contest.
total words(not including author's note): 1831
Kyoya walked towards Music Room #3, and hoped Tamaki was done setting up the theme for the Host Club.  Tamaki had not been able to grasp the concept that Kyoya did not want to set up a pirate deck on the floor, thank you very much, so Kyoya had been forced to escape the twin's off-key sea chanteys and Tamaki's puppy eyes on the ruse of finding Honey and Mori, who were late.  After sending the two cousins up to help Tamaki and the twins, Kyoya wandered around the grounds, procrastinating for as long as he could before heading back up to change before their gu


Rules WRITING:
Must be fitting to theme.
You must have a minimum of 800 words, and a maximum of 2,500 words. Anything over or under this amount can't be counted.
It is allowed to be a chapter of a Ongoing Series, or a one-shot but it must be written after the Contest has opened.
Please Focus on one of Vic's characters, even if they are not the main focus.
No Yaoi/Yuri.
no Hentai, and nothing beyond PG.
Spell check please.

Deadline:
January 31st

Prizes:
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1st Place:
A year long feature!
A drawing by one of our AWESOME prize artists.

2nd Place:
A drawing by one of our AWESOME prize artists.


How will we pick who wins?
Will be Admin judged.

Have fun!